What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Will Colapinto replace Doohan as second driver at Alpine Team during the 2025 season or is just a rumour of Argentine press?

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Am I the unique Gen Z if I dislike TikTok and prefer the 2000s technology trends like retro consoles, CRTs, and CD/DVDs?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why can't I lose weight?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Can men and women be friends?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How has your life changed since starting college?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.